CFO-2024-0005Classified
Silent triangle over the Extraterrestrial Highway
Two independent observers, unusual duration, no aircraft signature.
UFO / UAPRachel · 4 Jul 2024
Department of Unexplained Sightings
Every sighting,
taken seriously.
Bigfoot, lights over the desert, a figure on the stairs. File it with the Bureau and an AI Field Investigator will read it, score it and decide where it goes. A person signs off on anything unclear.
No name, email or account needed. Nothing here is real. Probably.
- 9
- Open files
- 8
- Classified
- 9
- Debunked
- 4
- Inconclusive
How a case moves
An agent and a person, using the same controls.
Every report follows one process. The Field Investigator, an AI agent, triages it. Code, not the model, decides where it goes. Then a person can approve, close or investigate it from the Director’s Desk, the Case Board or the Studio, using exactly the same transitions the agent uses.
- Believable reports are opened for investigation.
- Unclear ones wait for a person.
- Clear explanations are closed at triage.
- Anything touching faith is never closed by the AI.
- 1Received0 (current stage)Report filed and logged.
- 2Director's review4A person decides whether to investigate.
- 3Investigation5Related files are cross-referenced.
- 4Filed21Verdict stamped and on record.
Numbers show how many files are in each stage right now.
The wire
What the Bureau is doing right now.
- 21 hours agoCFO-2026-0009Long-necked shape in calm water. Referred to the Director's review.Director's review
- 21 hours agoCFO-2026-0008Ledger of a society that does not exist. Filed: CLASSIFIED. Photographic record obtained. Ledger since removed. On file as unexplained.Classified
- 21 hours agoCFO-2026-0007Silent gathering in a lodge that is on no register. Cross-Referencer: 1 related file on record.Under investigation
- 21 hours agoCFO-2026-0006Insectoid figure at the roadside, unmoving. Cross-Referencer: 1 related file on record.Under investigation
- 21 hours agoCFO-2026-0005Tall dark figure on the landing, at the same time each night. Cross-Referencer: 1 related file on record.Under investigation
- 21 hours agoCFO-2026-0004Small grey figure in the wash behind the range. Referred to the Director's review.Director's review
- 21 hours agoCFO-2026-0003Triangular craft pacing a car on the desert road. Referred to the Director's review.Director's review
- 21 hours agoCFO-2026-0002Knocking from the sealed storage room. Referred to the Director's review.Director's review
- 21 hours agoCFO-2026-0001Line of glowing lights crossing the red rocks. Filed: DEBUNKED. Closed at triage by the Field Investigator.Debunked
- 21 hours agoCFO-2025-0007Grey figure and a light in the sky, same hour. Filed: CLASSIFIED. Light corroborated by a second observer. Figure unverified but consistent. Filed as unexplained.Classified
The files
Six kinds of unexplained.
From the files
Classified. On record. Unexplained.
CFO-2023-0003Classified
Tall figure crossing Route 101 at dusk
Credible daylight-adjacent sighting with a physical trace and a consistent account.
CryptidOlympic Peninsula · 14 Oct 2023
RestrictedCFO-2025-0007Classified
Grey figure and a light in the sky, same hour
Figure and aerial light in the same 70-second window, corroborated by a second observer.
AlienGroom Lake (Area 51) · 5 Dec 2025
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