Memorandum
- TO
- The Director
- FROM
- Field Investigator
- RE
- CFO-2020-0001
The figure waved, wore visible boots and stood next to an air pump on the one night of the year when this is the most probable explanation. The photograph shows a zip. The Bureau congratulates the costume. Routed for automatic closure.
Closest match on file: SUBJECT-JD · Jersey Devil
- Known hoax pattern
- Possible misidentification